tankenabard:

kmckayhi:

Corny jokes will be the death of me

"And they’d both like to give you some feedback"

tankenabard:

kmckayhi:

Corny jokes will be the death of me

"And they’d both like to give you some feedback"

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blastortoise:

black people: haha white people can’t dance

white person: oh but if i said black people are too busy eating watermelon to get off their monkey lazy nigger asses then it would be racist???

white person: I am so SICK of these double standards……

hahahahahh that escalated quickly

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horror movie opening scene

white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
white girl: you're just trying to scare me.
white boy: lmao
they continue walking for a few seconds
*white couple hears noise*
white girl: babe what that??
white boy: i'll go investigate
*leaves her alone*
*choking noises*
white girl: zack!!!
white boy: ha ha just kidding!
white girl: asshole!
white boy: im just playin babe
white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute
*playful kiss*
*things turn sexy*
*hear noise*
white boy: i'll go investigate
*he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
*maybe a thud*
white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
*she walks and he dead*
white girl: ahhh!!
*killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
white girl: ahhh!!!
*white girl runs*
*dead end*
*hides*
*thinks she free n safe*
*guy catches her*
*cuts her*
*she dead*
opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D
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yofryman:

"Hey D.W., why doncha shut your friggin’ trap before I find a way to do it, heh heh!"

yofryman:

"Hey D.W., why doncha shut your friggin’ trap before I find a way to do it, heh heh!"

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nivalingreenhow:

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

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vinebox:

busta rhymes 

(Source: hip-hop-zombie, via online)

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flying-blades:

Spongebob - I Don’t Like

Do you guys have any idea how much SpongeBob this person watched to make this

(via ruinedchildhood)

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z-eniith:

this happened

z-eniith:

this happened

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clannyphantom:

when people try to argue with you about something you clearly know more about
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indikos:

lovelyandbrown:

huffingtonpost:

HERE’S JUST HOW MUCH IT PAYS TO BE CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE

We’ve come to expect impossible, even improbable standards of beauty to populate our magazines and our television shows. It’s another thing entirely to find they’ve invaded our workplace.

Watch Vox’s full video to see the many other ways these unrealistic beauty standards effect where we work.

Holy schnikes.

Then why the fuck am I so broke

Besides the tall thing, I think someone’s perception of traditional attractiveness may rest in the fact that they have money to buy the things that we attribute to being good looking. (“Refined exterior, clothes, makeup, hair products, skin products. ) I’m not site this is a week thought out argument. ..

(Source: vox.com)

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shingekinobuttcracks:

ykoiwai12:

Attack on Pokemon!!!

holy shit no

Scariest thing I ever seen on Tumblr

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This isn’t the cover I just be getting bored at work

This isn’t the cover I just be getting bored at work

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